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[standalonehuman]

Togusa

This is Togusa. Feel free to message me at any time.

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Re: 9/4

[standalonehuman]

Okay, good.

But, if you know anybody who was considering trashing the place while it was open, you might want to warn them that doing so makes you turn bright pink and have hearts follow you around right now.

Or, you know, don't warn them, that might be funnier.

Re: 9/4

[mercurio]

i wouldn't encourage /anyone/ on defacing private property
not even by suggesting otherwise....

Re: 9/4

[standalonehuman]

[DEAR PROMPTO, HOW ARE YOU SO PURE WHAT.]

Hunh. I've already seen somebody who couldn't resist. (This month's A Lyrical Assasination show is going to be more colorful than the last.)

[vitis]

[ ft. partial misfires ahoy ]

been imagining you in a skirt since then.

1/??

[standalonehuman]

2/??

[standalonehuman]

3/??

[standalonehuman]

Okay I'm done

[standalonehuman]

.......And here I haven't even shaved my legs.

[vitis]

[ ???

okay, this is the first text of his that's been misfired, so he hasn't exactly put it together yet. for all he knows, he's still talking to who he's meant to be... ]

hey, you're the one that brought it up again.
rest assured, you don't gotta do that for me :-)

9/7; misfire

[daemonized]

[And a delayed one misfire at that. Blame Retrospec.]

I called it your "allowance".

Re: 9/7; misfire

[standalonehuman]

You're not my real dad.

[daemonized]

[He... is briefly confused, before he realizes that this definitely is a delayed text that got lost somewhere along the way.

Of course it did.]

What? No one told me that.

[standalonehuman]

[This week has at least provided far more amusement than the last month already.]

I'm so sorry, Ardyn. I couldn't let this family live this lie any more. The kids at school keep asking why I don't look like my brothers.

[daemonized]

Togusa, why didn't you tell me earlier? My heart, it lies in a thousand shattered pieces at my feet.

But, ah, no this will not change things. I will forever still consider you my son, blood relation or no.

Togusa, the little brother you thought you wanted, and then realized you didn't.

[standalonehuman]

This mean I can get an advance on that "allowance"?

9/7; misfire

[embraves]

he said if you go 80 mph and kind of skirt the lanes, then the camera can't catch your toll tag. or lack of one.

though i wouldn't suggest it. sounds dangerous to me.

Re: 9/7; misfire

[standalonehuman]

[Oh, hello, unknown number. All right, let's dance.]

The toll thing's a radio transponder, so it still wouldn't beep. Can you really go fast enough to dodge the license camera, though?

[standalonehuman]

I dunno, I think Jirou's got the market cornered. I don't have the legs to make her jealous.

[standalonehuman]

Fuck.

Never mind, you've earned it.

I'm so damn sorry, Dante. I know it feels empty, but I am.

Gentiana. She dropped off, she doesn't remember a thing, either.

So. I get it. Hard not to feel damn helpless about the whole thing.

[darkinferno]

yyeah

if it ahd been one hting i couldve handeld it

but first toushrio then the ghsots possoessing us and then the wriath adn ryoji

i lost evyerthing id gottne back icouldnt summo nmy sword to fight

the aslt stuf fi remembered last month

ari

its too mucj

[embraves]

[Here lies Cloud peperony and chease]

probably could if you're going fast enough in a car, not a motorcycle.
like, what, 200 mph?
but you'd need a hell of a hot rod for that.

you'd probably also get pulled over.

he already has a handful of a little brother, he doesn't need one more

[daemonized]

Of course, if you like. A single coin, just for you.

[standalonehuman]

Interesting. That's got to be one rare coin, if you are going to match my salary.

Re: 9/4

[mercurio]

what?! WHAT ABOUT THE PUNK GOTH AESTHETIC

Re: 9/4

[mercurio]

I DON'T HAVE COLORFUL CLOTHES???