[The words are a surprise at first, but the more Togusa looks at them, the more he starts to understand what's going on here. Dante already has his defenses up for Togusa's usual optimism. So, he needs a different tactic.]
Help me understand it, then. Why is it your fault, and why is it your job to be the one to help him?
[ oh thank god, talking about LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE ]
hey now he's not so bad we had a grand old time out in the woods together i also like barely had to do anything with him directly at all all month we mostly just ate dinner around the same campfire
[ and, y'know. did a bunch of underage drinking. BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO MENTION THAT PART. ]
please tell me you've seen him swinging this thing around please tell me you took video WAIT PLEASE tell me you have computerbrain memory footage of this you can share
[It's somehow appropriate that James is the first person to figure out that Togusa is now a walking-blackmail-machine. Ask and ye shall receive. It takes a few minutes, but then, he gets some wonderful action footage of Dante swinging around a giant key to take out a group of attacking vines from the subway. It would be ridiculous if it wasn't so effective.
[ The next response comes in half an hour later. It's the same video, but this time James has added a bunch of whooshy lightsword noises from Space Battles. ]
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